Commentary: At an investment conference, Fitbit CFO Bill Zerella appears to suggest that the world's best-selling…
Author: Chris Matyszczyk
The Onion mocks Elon Musk’s hiring of ex-Onion writers – CNET
Commentary: After the Tesla and SpaceX CEO announces a new comedy project with its former staffers,…
T-Mobile breaks record for, um, texting while water-skiing – CNET
Commentary: To celebrate the launch of the Samsung Galaxy S9, the Un-carrier gets unhinged.
PETA says aliens don’t like humans skinning animals – CNET
Commentary: On billboards in Roswell, New Mexico, and the location of "Close Encounters," animal rights activists…
Stephen Hawking, the man who made us think – CNET
Commentary: As tributes to the renowned physicist pile up, it's worth remembering Hawking was one of…
Elon Musk hires Onion writers for project. (Not an Onion headline) – CNET
Commentary: What might Musk be doing with these fake news types? Could it be a comedy…
Apple plummets in brand reputation survey – CNET
Commentary: The annual Harris Poll Reputation Quotient survey sees the iPhone maker slide from fifth to…
Neil deGrasse Tyson blames Flat Earthers rise on education system – CNET
Commentary: In a video in which he tries to show the Earth is spherical, the astrophysicist…