Maybe not the best mnemonic, but hey, it worked!

This IT pilot fish has one user who's only a problem on Mondays -- because she…

Hey, you asked for it…

It's many years ago, and this pilot fish is acting as sysadmin for a test system…

Well, sure, when you put it THAT way…

In this company, IT reports directly to the head of Finance -- which is why a…

User errors: Log, yes — ignore, no

Flashback to the 1990s, when this pilot fish gets a programming job at a company that…

You TRY to be unprofessional, but…

IT pilot fish is working on a migration project when, most of the way through, the…

Old holiday tradition, meet new holiday tradition

This IT pilot fish's colleague really likes fruitcake -- not just during the holidays, but all…

And you thought that stuff has no business purpose

This IT staffer sends out a message to everyone in the department: He and his fiancee…

Business critical, redefined

Flashback to the days when this IT pilot fish is a newbie programmer for a manufacturer…